The Top 3 Most Disturbing/Catastrophic Things That Happened to Me Today

1. When I woke up this morning my head was as congested as a Dallas Freeway during rush hour and snot poured out of my nose all day.
2. While I was taking a cigarette break I watched as hundreds of termites poured out of the walls of Janimation like snot from my nose.
   
3. While I was taking said cigarette break, Frankie Campagna called my work and tried to get my boss to break down about who I was dating the way that termites tried to break down the building that I work in.